Crocodile Top-Siders (Verdict: Desirable!)

While we will admit that sometimes we tend to feature ostentatious / borderline ridiculous products, we honestly believe that this next one takes the cake. For some bizarre and unknown reason, Sperry, the age-old manufacturer of the prototypical “boat shoe” has taken their classic design to a whole new level with the Men's Gold Cup 2 Eye Croc. “For years, men have met the challenge of the world's raging oceans in search of gold. Now, Sperry Top-Sider delivers the bounty of the high seas with the ultimate in boat shoe luxury.”

While you may be infatuated with the idea of having a boat shoe made from crocodile, we wonder what would happen if you actually wore these shoes while boating in a crocodile infested region. Would you be potentially subjecting yourself to retribution for wearing some croc’s relative on your feet?

Regardless of where you plan to wear these, we must admit that these shoes are made to the highest of standards and are constructed from some of the finest croc leathers we have ever seen. They feature stain & water resistant leather for durable and lasting wear, full length triple density footbeds featuring memory foam to conform to your feet, and our favorite over-the-top adornment, 18K gold plated eyelets. All in all, these simple croc top-siders exude wealth and are surely going to be THE hot shoe of Summer 2008!